Ahaha as if I didn’t already know that?
ANXIETY - EVERY FUCKING DAY.
FUCK YOU UNIVERSITY
PAPERS. FINALS. JOB. MORE FINALS….I don’t even…
I just…
University is making me age prematurely and for that - FUCK YOU HIGHER EDUCATION.
WILL IT EVER END?
This fucking paper is taking for fucking ever.
AND IT’S ALREADY 2:00 AM.
Past me, why did you choose English as your Major? Really? Because you thought it would be easy…?
AUUUUGHHHHHHHH I JUST WANT TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP
Not only does their site have the word “boner” in it - they speak so much truth it fucking hurts.
me rikey
OH HEY 2000 WORD PAPER
Fiona texts me “PAPER DUE TOMORROOWWWW” and I’m all “OH YEAH” but then (as usual) I forget about it.
Hours later I pick up the outline and read the second line…
DUE DATE: MARCH 27th, 2012, AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS”
ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitjustgotrealohshit
but err’body who procrastinates like a true champ knows that I shit a ton of bricks
I tell myself “TIME’S UP BITCH TIME TO GET TO WORK”
Then realize “Oh shit yeah I never finished the god damn book…”
fuck
